im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
the date today is Saturday, March 22nd, 2014, and i, my friends, am dead inside.